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Comment: A husband and wife were having
dinner at a very Fine
restaurant when this
absolutely stunning young
woman comes over to their
table, gives the husband a big
kiss, tells him she’ll see him
later, and walks away. His
wife glares at him and says,
“Who was that??!!” “Oh,”
replies the husband, “that was
my mistress.” The wife says,
“That’s it; I want a divorce.”
“I understand,” replies her
husband, “But, remember, if
you get a divorce, there will
be no more shopping trips to
Paris, no wintering in the
Caribbean, no Infinity or
Lexus in the garage, and no
more Country Club, but the
decision is yours.” Just then
the wife notices a mutual
friend entering the restaurant
with a gorgeous woman. “Who’s
that woman with Jim? ” she
asks. “That’s his mistress,”
replies her husband. “Ours is
prettier,” says the wife.
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