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Comment: The drunk was floundering down
the alley carrying a box with
holes on the side. He bumped
into a friend who asked,
"What do you have in there
pal?"
"It’s a mongoose."
"What have you got that
for?"
"Well, you know how drunk I
can get. When I get drunk I
see snakes, and I'm scared to
death of snakes. That's why I
got this mongoose, for
protection."
"But," the friend said,
"you idiot! Those are
imaginary snakes."
"That's okay," said the
drunk, showing his friend the
interior of the box, "So is
the mongoose."
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Comment: A computer once beat me at
chess, but it was no match for
me at kick boxing.
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