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Comment: Having a dog is great, it’s
just the ‘dog people’
that freak me out. “Oh, look
at her, she’s precious,
just like Mommy.” Me?!? If I
birthed something that had
8 nipples - it ain’t leaving
the house.
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Comment: A college "boy" and his
girlfriend went out the night
before their major exams. Both
of them were totally pissed
out of their minds when
they got back home. The next
day they were so hungover
they
missed most of their class.
When they finally showed up,
their was only 15 min. left in
class before papers had to be
turned in. They told the
professer that their car's
tire popped and they couldn't
flag down a ride. The
professer "uh huhed" with
sympathy and told them they
could write the exam the next
day. The next day they came in
and were sent into different
rooms. The cover of the test
said, "this will determine all
I need to know". They opened
the test and saw there was
only one question. "Which tire
was it?"
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