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Comment: A circus owner walked into a
bar to see everyone crowded
about a table watching a
little show. On the table was
an upside down pot and a duck
tap dancing on it. The circus
owner was so impressed that he
offered to buy the duck from
its owner. After some wheeling
and dealing, they settled for
$10,000 for the duck and the
pot.
Three days later the circus
owner runs back to the bar in
anger, "Your duck is a
ripoff! I put him on the pot
before a whole audience, and
he didn't dance a single
step!"
"So?" asked the ducks former
owner, "did you remember to
light the candle under the
pot?"
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