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To Know >
Comment: For one to know there is a
glow,
The shine is bright, when one
knows their right,
So watch a face as it speaks
to you, their mouth, their
eyes, the smile and hue,
You'll see the glow and then
you'll know
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Why Studying Is Better Than
Sex >
Comment: You can usually find someone
to do it with.
If you get tired, you can
stop, save your place and pick
up where you left off.
You can finish early without
feelings of guilt or shame.
When you open a book, you
don't have to worry about who
else has opened it.
A little coffee and you can do
it all night.
If you don't finish a chapter
you won't gain a reputation as
a "book teaser."
You can do it, eat and watch
T.V. all at the same time.
You don't get embarrassed if
your parents interrupt you in
the middle.
You don't have to put your
beer down to do it.
If you aren't sure what you're
doing, you can always ask your
roommate for help.
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Wrong Bus >
Comment: A drunken man gets on the bus
late one night, staggers up
the aisle, and sits next to an
elderly woman.
She looks the man up and down
and says, "I've got news for
you. You're going straight to
hell!"
The man jumps up out of his
seat and shouts, "Man, I'm on
the wrong bus!"
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Question >
Comment: Am I allowed to post a comment
even though I am not drunk?
(yet) Or is that against the
rules?
I just got back from Ikea, and
I think I'm going to need at
least an entire bottle of wine
to help me put together all
this freaking furniture.
Bottoms up!
ps, I like your website :)
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Hormones >
Comment: Recently, scientists for
Health Canada suggested that
the
results of a recent analysis
revealed the presence of
female
hormones in beer, and
suggested that men should take
a look at
their beer consumption.
The theory states that
drinking beer makes men turn
into women.
To test the theory, 100 men
were each fed 6 pints of beer
within a one-hour period. It
was then observed that 100%
of
the men gained weight, talked
excessively without making
sense,
became overly emotional,
couldn't drive, failed to
think
rationally, argued over
nothing, had to sit down while
urinating
and refused to apologize when
wrong.
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