Dougwest
Add to Friends
Send Message
|
<
This pill allows you to fly >
Comment: A man went into a bar in a
high rise. He saw another man
take a pill, take a drink,
walk to the window and jump
out. He flew around for a
minute and zipped back into
the bar.
As the amazed newcomer
watched, the man repeated this
twice more. Finally the man
asked if he could have a pill.
The flier said it was his last
one. The man offered five
hundred dollars to no avail,
so he made a final offer of a
thousand dollars. The man said
that it was all he had on
him.
The flier reluctantly gave in,
took the cash, surrendered the
pill, and turned back to the
bar. The man took the pill,
took a drink, went to the
window, and jumped out only to
fall to his death. The
bartender walked over to the
flier at the bar and, wiping a
glass, said, "You sure are
mean when you're drunk,
Superman."
Submitted by Dougwest
Share/Comment
E-Mail
Post
|