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You can't bring that dog in
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Comment: A man goes to a bar with his
dog. He goes up to the bar and
asks for a drink. The
bartender says "You can't
bring that dog in here!" The
guy, without missing a beat,
says "This is my seeing-eye
dog." "Oh man, " the bartender
says, "I'm sorry, here, the
first one's on me." The man
takes his drink and goes to a
table near the door.
Another guy walks in the bar
with a Chihuahua. The first
guys sees him, stops him and
says "You can't bring that dog
in here unless you tell him
it's a seeing-eye dog." The
second man graciously thanks
the first man and continues to
the bar. He asks for a drink.
The bartender says "Hey, you
can't bring that dog in
here!"
The second man replies "This
is my seeing-eye dog." The
bartender says, "No, I don't
think so. They do not have
Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs."
The man pauses for a
half-second and replies
"What?!?! They gave me a
Chihuahua?!?"
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College vs. High School >
Comment: * In high school, you do
homework. In college, you
study.
* No food is allowed in the
hall in high school. In
college, food must be provided
at an event before students
will come.
* In high school, you wear
your backpack on one shoulder;
in college, on both.
* In college, the professors
can tell you the answer
without looking at the
teacher's guide.
* In college, there are no
bells or tardy slips.
* In high school, you have to
live with your parents. In
college, you get to live with
your friends.
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